Oure root which art logged in,
halowed be thy shell.
Let thy packets come.
Thy files be served,
as well in torrents, as it is in bytes.
Geue vs this daye oure dayly pron.
And forgeue vs oure leeching
as we forgeue oure leechers.
And leade vs not into temptation:
but delyuer vs from euyll.
For thyne is the shell and the power and the kernel for euer.

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